Oh No! I’ve been tagged….

I’ve been tagged. I dunno what that exactly that is but it seems by I’ve been infected by this “tagged” Bloggeris Unitedus dissease. These infections were made known by the micro organisms Rockyus Bruae, 3540 Jalanis Sudinae, Anotheris Brickus in the Wallus and Kickdefella highly infectious blog owner, Sheih whose recent visit to the “Maid of Putrajaya” and exposure to the Dollah Baju Batik could be the culprit.

Anyhow, I am wholesomely, weird.

I look weird, I sound weird, almost everything in life is weird.

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Okay, lets hear the details:

1. I have a ten year old daughter whom I greatly encourage to play BB guns with me! Yes, we shoot ball bearings against each other! (Oh, yes its bloody painful!) We each have a Glock with a lazer finder that dispense bb pellets at very high speed. We also have a “Super Soaker” water guns, each! Oh yes, we also have a set of battery operated lazer guns with the infra-red targetting receiver that makes this awfully horrid noise when fired upon and hit the bulls eye.

2. I am an addict of British comedy. I love ’em all. My favourite is “Black Adder” series, “Yes, Prime Minister”, “My Family”, “The New Statesman”, “The Two Ronnies”, “Fawlty Towers”, “Thin Blue Line”, “Absolutely Fabulous”, “A Fish Called Wanda”, “Four Weddings & a Funeral”, “Johny English” and the more recent ones, “Love Actually” and “Keeping Mum”. I categorically love Rowan Atkinson, John Cleese, both Ronnies, Nigel Hawthorne, Rik Mayall, Ian Frazier, Hugh Laurie, Stephen Fry, Michael Palin, Hugh Grant, Tim McInnerny, Lenny Henry, Dawn French, Joanna Lumney, Jennifer Saunders, et al. I watch American comedies too but nothing like the Brits!

3. I have NEVER served the Armed Forces and yet I memorise all the names and pennant number of all the major RMN ships. I used to memorise the Captain’s name as well. Oh yes, to make it weirder, I also memorise Singaporean and Royal Bruneian, as well!

4. I have NEVER worked in MAS and yet I also memorised MAS’s departure time of most major flights, to and from abroad. I used to memorise all the B747-400s aircraft name (its named after the major cities in Malaysia)

5. I am NOT an engineer (infact, I studied professional accountancy; co-incidentally, I am so lousy at!) and yet I managed to convince the Science Adviser to the Prime Minister to do a national level convention on aerospace and aviation industry in 2001. I was the lead researcher for the convention and somehow rather, I was the focal point some of the leading and renowned players in the country, who presented papers. Weeks later, the man was flabbergasted when he learnt that I am not an engineer, actually listened and allowed me to do the major project. He was so pleased with the outcome that he made me present the summary paper at the second MDIC meeting in Lumut, Jan 2002.

6. I am an asthmatic Malaysian. My asthma is never triggered nor aggravated by cold (not even once in my years in England), however, my lungs are so responsive to humidity and heat. I also unable to tolerate the tiny winiest Durian! (Durian makes me so ill…….)

I think there’s many more but since I am ONLY required to furnish six, I shall end here.

I am tagging Husin Lempoyang, Ibnu Hakeem, Raja Petra Kamaruddin, Politikus, Amir Hafizi and Clark Gable of Pulau Duyong to list their weirdness here and bare all.

Published in: on February 26, 2007 at 23:38  Comments (13)  

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  1. i have done it! 🙂 dude, you weird bro 🙂

  2. Politikus

    I bet you can add biggie into our already threesome tag. JUst write more weird stuff abt yrself. 🙂

  3. Anyway good ones biggie …. off course you won’t deny everything baldrick with me on all this.

  4. Yes BD, noting like Brit comedy. US is more slapstick. Love the Brit’s innuendo et al. I figure you are bring up ten-year-old lassie to take over from Modesty Blaise…..gee how I miss that girl. Enjoyed this morning over mee-rebus at Maria’s.

  5. Weird is relative. Hehe. Nice to meet you again, Mister.

  6. Haii Bro….

  7. you are not weird…you are different bro..nice to know you..I learned lot from your writing..c

  8. alamak bgdc…no 2. how cld u hv left kris marshall (of love actually & my family) ? he’s
    the next big thing in brits comedy..

  9. i like the detail no 1, you n daughter, that is the best part.

  10. Hi Bro BGDC,

    I ve done my TAG part (Blogger National Service hahah )…British Comedy the whole family got addicted to it hahah

  11. For a fucking well educated fat dog….there is no doubt in my mind that you are fucking jealous of me being loved and respected by SHEIH.
    Your dirty scheme with shar101..trying so hard to make me fuck you both bastards up at Sheih’s site FAILED…BUT here ..I WILL FUCK YOU UPSIDE DOWN AND INSIDE OUT.
    Your plan has misfired!!…hahahahah MORE TO COME..DON’T WORRY.

  12. WOW!! It takes two of you damn smart guys to battle with monsterball plus few more side kicks? Those who like British comedies are cultured blokes. How on earth you turn to be such a low down son of a gun?Don’t flatter yourself how successful you are working in a government. dept. You simply do not have the right stuffs.
    I am actually flattered by your qualifications….but you have gone too far for few months at Sheih’s site with shar101…now joined by a lecturer …a voice…hahahaha
    Have you succeeded to convince Sheih to ban me yet?
    Did you not read his latest message to me apologising….allowing you to trap me and ask you to come here and not rojak his site? Have you not read he call me his fatherly figure and most trusted frontliner…asking me not to give up the title for life??
    Why with all these compliments….all of you still want to twist and turn.especially now….with a voice…..just joined in.
    shar101 like to copy his hero….TDM talking cock…you have PAS Hadi Awang brain….and a voice is sitting on the fence.
    Shar brags and belittle me….you try to trap me and a voice call me a racialist….FANTASTIC !!anymore bright ideas?
    ALL three of you are blog owners and a disgrace to the newly formed Alliance. NONE OF YOU SO SMART BLOKES ARE ELECTED AS COMMITTEE MEMBERS SPEAKS VOLUMNS OF YOUR CHARACTRS!!
    Come on ..you three monther fuckers…lets rumble here.

  13. ALL MY MESSAGES ARE NOT VALID…NOW THAT BIG DOG AND I SPENT FEW HOURS SMOKING CIGARS AND KNOCKING GLASSES…TALKING LIKE LONG LOST FRIENDS!!
    WE UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER PERFECTLY.


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